...requires a silly blog header! Stevie and Paige are my biggest stalkers I think. They deserve to feature until mid-Jan!!
Only a week until Christmas and I have NO presents wrapped. The Hubs and I usually do it together, but every. single. time I get the sh*tties because he ALWAYS steals my sticky tape and it irritates me having to wait until he is done, that I end up having to walk away before I burst into a sticky tape tanty. And I have to write out all the card thingos, because he thinks his writing isn't neat enough (he's right). I don't think I am a controlling person, but when it comes to wrapping and getting it right, maybe I am. I need another week to get organised on the wrapping front please!
That also means another 8 days until our holiday, which is pretty exciting. Everything is booked in and we are now having discussions on what to pack, and how to pack it. Did I say we have 8 days to departure??? Our current argument is about an esky. Again, controlling? Me? I am a total scrooge mcDuck and want to take one so we can take our own food and drink on our various holiday adventures. He thinks Woolies cold bags will be fine. Hello? Aren't two of those equivilant in size to the esky I think we should take?? Argh!
Seeing as we are going coastal, I am in need of swimmers (don't scream, I know it's scary). Now, I am a large woman, plus-sized, blah blah. I dont have huge issues with the general public seeing me in swimming attire, but only if I also have a pair of shorts to go with a one piece. I don;t want to scare the little children. Do you think I can find a decent one piece for a gal my size?? Chubby girls need to be at one with the water too swimming costume designers!! I already KNOW I am chub, don't make me feel like I am also 75 by adding ruffles to my arse and/or shoulders! As an aside, I cannot WAIT to go down some waterslides - it's like my favourite past time. I have no fear, and will line up for as long as it takes to get the thrill and going down (pretty fast, Im 'plus-sized' remember?) a tunnel and blasting into the pool at the bottom. I also love the beach, going right out and duck diving under huge waves!!
Must be off, I think I'll go buy two seperate rolls of sticky-tape so we can have one each to avoid a Chistmas divorce...